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You can never read a doctor`s prescription, but you can sure read his bill
Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos.
Why does the need to pee intensify by million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house.
Sometimes my attention span is shorter than a gold fish crackers are delicious.
Laughter is the best medicine but if you are laughing without any reason, I think you need medicine
I won the Twister contest hands-down.
My favorite beer is the next one.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
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At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?
Love your neighbor, but don`t get caught...
If a zombie apocalypse were to happen in Vegas... would it stay in Vegas?
There`s a time and a place for non-alcoholic beer. Never, and down the drain.
i wasnt that drunk * "bro, you destroyed my mothers garden while screaming F*CK FARMVILLE!"*