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To error is human, to forgive is divine, to keep your damn mouth shut is much appreciated.
Always have faith and believe in yourself…well because..the rest of us think you’re an idiot!
I just burnt my tongue on my food. It made me realise that it’s the ones we love that hurt us the most.
Never judge a book by it`s movie.
Sorry but if these walls could talk I`m pretty sure they`d talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you`re blowing out of proportion.
Do you ever get up in the morning and look in the mirror and say, "that can`t be right"?
Remember, laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrea.
"Nothing is impossible." I disagree. I`m doing nothing right now... it`s totally possible.
If I didn`t drink, how would everyone know how much I love them at 2am?
I am so clever sometimes I don`t even understand what I`m saying.
Going to the toilet without your phone is like going to war without a gun
Didn`t think my day could get any better but my robe has pockets so boom, there you go.
Sometimes in life, all you really need is a lot of money.
Well, if you`re going to question my reputation and credentials as a gynecologist,I suggest you get the hell out of my office van.
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?