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Look, all I`m saying is, you never see Nikki Manaj and E.T. in the same place at the same time.
Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies.
My ex wife claims I have "commitment issues" like I didn`t just wait in line for 30 minutes to get a hot dog at Costco.
Sometimes, I`ll start a text with "lol" if it might be a sensitive subject. Like, "lol it`d be cool if you moved out."
A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn`t know it was even possible to be this jealous.
Sports commentators need to stop saying penetrate
SPOILER ALERT for "Finding Bigfoot" TV show - they don`t find him. Again.
Hey NFL, solution to your recent problem, start allowing players to hit each other on the field again
Anything is possible with the right attitude and a sledgehammer
There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we’ve had.
It’s never too late for a coffee. After all it’s always morning somewhere in the world.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
Just read an article about a new species of spider in Sri Lanka that is the size of an average human`s face. In an unrelated matter, I have decided to NEVER visit Sri Lanka.
Boobs make me forget about all the bad things in the world.
I fake my lol`s