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Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
You’d think “attractive neighbor leaves curtains open” would appear in more real estate listings.
You gotta push yourself. Do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat an entire cake instead of just one piece. Burn your ex`s house down. I believe in you!
"Nineteen letters long" is 19 letters long.
I think I have a serious problem---Today I was reading the newspaper and found myself looking for the "Like" button.
I can come up with plenty of ways to do nothing.
Pick a woman with wits. Wits will never sag.
The ultimate home security system is having crappy stuff.
I just saw a bus that you would look amazing under.
I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal.
Should hallways in mental institutes be called psycho-paths?
Gee I wish I could push the envelope... But it`s stationary.
Neighbors at it again. I do NOT want to know the words to "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus!
7.1 billion people in the world. 0 willing to lower their standards and date me.
If your life ever seems boring just remember that you are on a rock floating in outer space.