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I`ve ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child.
People say "Happy Thanksgiving" which is nice, but then they ruin it by saying "Don`t eat too much". Do they want me to have a Happy Thanksgiving or not?
The amount of times I`ve had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent.
If by crunches you mean Captain Crunch cereal, then yes I do crunches.
So how many women out there think men are pigs? Gimme a show of tits!
Who let the owls out?? Don`t sing the chorus you`ll make it worse.
I’ve been reading a lot about how to live and eat healthier and then not doing anything with that information.
Anything can be considered your job if you hate it enough.
I hate it when I get too drunk and just kidding I never hate getting drunk!
Why is it called mooning when you`re actually showing uranus?
If you`re buying Smart Water for 4$ a bottle,, I`m sorry to tell you it`s not working
I am really getting tired of every time I go out people use me for my body. You know, to shade them from the sun and all.
That fact that I need sun glasses to open my fridge means my night must have been awesome.
i dont have drain bramage.
Alright, I give up! I`ve listened to the song like 50 times now, and I still don`t know what the fox is saying!