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You can test my patience all you want, but Iām never going to pass.
I fell off the wagon because I was too drunk to keep my balance
Yes it may sound childish but if it glows in the dark I still get freaking exited.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, always be Batman.
Somebody asked for my name today, and when I told them they said "That`s an unusual name. You don`t hear that everyday" to which I replied "Well actually... I do"
Oh cool! ... I really do not care.
I like to test the waters by pushing people in.
Pregreening - creeping forward while waiting for a red light to change.
Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is BS!
I can almost always tell if a movie doesn`t use Real dinosaurs.
"Well that can`t be right." - dogs watching us catching balls with our hands
Why do people say ``I saw it with my own eyes." Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
Roses are red and sometimes they`re thorny, when I think of you, I get really ...............
My relationship is like an iPhone, I don`t have an iPhone.
Oops, I must have put my personalities on "shuffle"