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Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him.
This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
I really wish Walmart had a 10 teeth or more line...
I was struggling,trying to figure out how lightning works .....then it struck me!
"Trust your gut" is terrible advice. How can I put trust in something that tells me to eat an entire pizza when I get drunk?
Thank God you`ve updated your status to "Finished lunch" after you first posted "Going to lunch" I really couldn`t tolerate more suspense.
The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died.
If relationship breakups never existed, the music industry would go Bankrupt !
My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on.
If a mass murderer on death row ordered a Klondike Bar for his last meal I bet it would explain a lot.
Frankly auto correct,I`m getting tired of your shirt.
Why do people with the most to say contribute the least?
All who post weather maps on FB. You know we have the internet too, right??
This cold weather makes me half the man I used to be.
If you`re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes!