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If at first you don`t succeed ... I just lie and say I did.
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but your on Facebook again.
A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease.
How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?
For Lent I`ve decided to give up my New Year`s Resolutions
We need to DETACH from all this technology and live life in the moment. Sent from my iPhone
I`m an optimist. To me, the glass is always half alcohol.
The NFL has hired their first female referee ... She will be throwing flags for penalties the teams committed 5 years ago.
No matter what`s happening there`s always part of me that would rather be taking a nap or drinking.
Shouldn’t the Air and Space museum be empty?
I`m tired of hearing about Republicans this and Democrats that. For Christ`s sake people, don`t you realize on July 15th the Twinkie comes back?!?!?!?!
Best part of living alone...clothing optional ;)
Me: I must be out of my mind. Me: You and me both.
This is my leftover status from Thanksgiving.
So there`s a t.v. show called, It`s Me or the Dog?.. I was disappointed to find out its not a game show where people guess who farted