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At my age I can no longer function without my glasses. Especially when they`re empty.
Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
I wish I would of asked if she believed in sex after marriage
If I had the money I`d hire 2 private investigators to follow each other
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
Karma takes too long ..... I`d rather beat the sh%t out of you.
I honestly have a fear that one day I`ll leave my house and not be wearing any pants!
Boobs are like the Sun. You can stare at them directly just for a few seconds, but if you put on sunglasses, you can stare as much as you want!
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Growing up we were so poor. If I wasn`t a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn`t eat.
I can either be on time or wearing pants. Pick one.
PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord, BRB - Burn Religious Books, TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi
Can I get likes for no reason?
I don’t think my inner child is ever moving out.