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I`m pretty sure all dogs can smell drugs. It`s just that most of them aren`t snitches.
Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask "which country?"
If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
Separating the men from the boys, one mood swing at a time.
Test drove a Jaguar today. Very fast but the ride was pretty bumpy and the saddle kept falling off. I also think he tried to bite me.
These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
make little things count. teach midgets math.
If you ever hear me say that I missed you it`s only because I have bad aim.
"When I grow up, I want to marry a man addicted to video games" ~ No woman ever.
I know I don`t look like it but I`m really good looking!
This morning someone threw Skittles at me and said "Taste the Rainbow", I ran them over with my car and sang,"Nationwide is on your side"
You`d think by episode 133 the Scooby Doo gang would know it`s a guy in a costume every time.
I just threw up my weekend.
Just bought a car with the money from my swear jar.
OK so i have an idea ............... wait why are you all running away?