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What`s the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick? Asking for my two year old.
was on the treadmill for over an hour and I must say it is much easier with roller blades
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married.
You think you`re pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.
When the girl working the counter says "would you like fries with that?" say.."are you calling me fat??" then burst into tears. Free meal.
If you win a years supply of calendars, you would only win 1 calendar.
Whenever I try cleaning my room I either end up making a bigger mess, or just playing with the stuff I thought I lost.
I`m great in bed" ~ breakfast
Really don`t see the need for pants for the rest of this day. :)
I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9.
Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook.
The Theory of Relativity: Time moves more slowly when you are with your relatives.
I`d publish my autobiography but it`s just a bunch of liquor stained pages filled with doodles, and rants about stupid people.
heyy lol
Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion.