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Maybe the reason Uncle Phil hated Will was because the first thing Will gave him was a $3700 cab ride bill from Philly to Bel-Air.
Despite the old saying, "Don`t take your troubles to bed," many women still sleep with their husbands.
The awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and cannot figure out which one the music is coming from.
"Being naked isn`t fun" - said no one ever.
Maybe the reason the world keeps making idiots famous is because 75% of the world is made up of idiots.
The boss said I should let my creative juices flow. What he doesn’t know is that my creative juices are vodka and cranberry.
I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn’t even eat them?
I don`t think stupid people understand how much effort goes into not punching them in the face
I’ve never met a weekend that I didn’t like.
I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
If I had a time machine, I`d just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more.
This spider just got away from me because I made the classic villain mistake of telling him my whole evil plan before killing him.
Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?
“Nothing is impossible.” I disagree. I’m doing nothing right now… it’s totally possible.
Shaving your head is the "You can`t fire me because i quit" approach to male pattern baldness.