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I`ve decided to go my own way and think "inside the box" to be different ... Wow its dark in here!
The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe.
At this point I`m guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds
Oh look, it`s raining outside. I think I`ll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don`t have a window of their own.
You can be like "This is a slippery slope" or you can be like "Weeeeeeee!"
My face is a 4, my personality is a 6, so basically, I`m a 10.
I bet wrecking ball operators are some of the happiest people in the world.
I can`t tell if I`m really nice but secretly an a$$hole or an a$$hole but secretly really nice.
Single women come home, see what`s in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what`s in the bed and go to the fridge.
Beach Rule #17: Never ask anyone under the age of 35 if they`ve seen your shuttlecock
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven`t spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon
I just heard "Eye of the Tiger" and now I`m motivated to conquer the world. Or at least get out of my pajamas.
dude i wasent tht drunk you were huging a peice of chese saying ill never let u go sponge bob
I´m not insensitive, I just don´t care.
Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig.