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I see the Seven Deadly Sins as more of a To-Do list.
There are 2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I`m sober. Sober people, when I`m drunk.
I`m not sure if I actually have free time or there are things I`m forgetting to do.
Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to "blowmefirst." Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it.
My neighbors listen to some excellent music. Whether they like it or not.
I wish some people`s cardio exercise consisted of running into traffic.
Save time. See it my way.
The best things in life can`t be seen or touched. At least, that`s what the restraining order says.
Not doing anything with my life is surprisingly time consuming.
Half-Drunk is a waste of money.
Today I recently discovered how to make my p@nis 12"...I just fold that b!tch in half.
You never know what you have until you clean your room.
My mom told me to follow my dreams. So I took a nap.
How Big is Infinity?
I was just told that I over-analyze things. I need a couple of days to think about that before deciding if I should be offended.