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The Hobbit 2: we`ve still got a long way to walk
If I cover my phone at work with Preparation H, would it filter out the `pains in the butts` from calling?
Relax, we`re all crazy. It`s not a competition.
If you ask me, every Friday is a Good Friday.
Are headaches the result of time spent with woman or is it purely a coincidence?
Some people are just bad news!!! Those are my favorite!
You will attract attention if wearing a skirt on a windy day. This is doubly true if you are a man.
There`s a bald spot in my yard so I`m gonna let the grass grow around it really long and then do a comb over.
I love the phrase "boobie trapped" I mean, who doesn`t like to be trapped by boobies????
You know you are the ugly one if they ask you to take the photo.
Put your gossiping skills to the test, go write a novel...
Hey, sorry I`m late ... I didn`t want to come
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
"No, thanks. I`m a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby.
My friend won a trip to China. He´s out there now... trying to win a trip back.