Daily Silly Status

If you ever need anything please don`t hesitate to ask someone else first.

That weird moment when u just say "what`s up " to someone and they thing you`re a shrink.

Guys: Bet a female friend that she can’t touch her bellybutton with both elbows. Enjoy the view.

Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?

Drunk is when you feel sophisticated…but can’t pronounce it.

Mirrors don’t lie. And, lucky for me, they don’t laugh either.

If anyone ever steals my identity, I hope they show it a good time. Take it skydiving. We`ve always wanted to go skydiving.

Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him..

I know what I`m getting for Christmas ... Fat. I`m getting fat.

"Wow! That butterfly`s gonna be HUGE!" - First person to find a mummy

How many servings of fruit are in a fruit roll up? I`m trying to take my diet seriously now.

I`m starting to wish I were a werewolf so I`d have a better reason for waking up nude in public with no memory of how I got there.

Wal-Mart: Because going to Target requires a shower.

I automatically assume you`re fat if your Facebook picture is a car

i dont have drain bramage.