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Who is this "Moderation" they keep telling me to drink with?
Today has me seriously evaluating my policy of not drinking on the job.
Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea!
Prostitution must be a hole sale business.
Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio
Things I hate about work: 1. Waking up 2. Humans 3. Working
Question: : What do you get if you add human DNA to a goat? ... Answer: Kicked out of the petting zoo
When women say “It’s not what’s on the outside, it’s what’s on the inside that counts”, we all know they are talking about a Man’s wallets.
I never let anyone see me eat junk food. Not because I`m afraid they will judge me. I just don`t want to share.
Kids today will never know the frustration of having to rewind their dads porn tapes to the exact same spot...
First thing I do when I realize I’m lost…turn the radio down.
Saying a prayer for all the turkeys today. Also the single people with concerned relatives.
"I" before "E" except after "Old MacDonald had a farm"
I just read that ciggarettes cause rectal cancer, I should me fine, I was going to put them in my mouth anyway..
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at him.