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Today I gave up procrastination for Lent.
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
can say whatever the hell I want as my Facebook Status, and nobody will be offended as long as I smile at the end. Example: I hate everybody today :) - LOL
Every time I start to feel happy I remember the shingles virus is already inside me.
It`s that time of the evening where my beer bottle has magically turned into a microphone again.
I hate it when people hate me without even giving me a chance to give them a good reason to.
This is a lousy dating site.
I keep my TV volume at "screw the neighbors".
I’ve decided to get rid of my bad habits…just as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
Pointing out the food you just dropped on the floor to your dog because you`re too lazy to clean it.
Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy.
How old do I have to be when I can start pulling in front of cars without looking?
They say laughter is the best medicine... found out that`s not true for treating diarrhea.
Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn`t I?
<-- Is my name! Isn`t it awesome!?