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People of planet Earth, thank your gods that I`m not in charge of the red button.
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right
The hardest part of the job interview is knowing the best moment to lean in for the kiss.
My internet goes out more than I do.
Marriage is for quitters
I want to start a womans magazine called "Period". ..then every few months I`ll send it out late JUST to freak them out. ;)
The only thing worse than "the one who got away" is "the one who won`t go away."
Peanut butter and jelly. That´s what I like in my belly
Big deal, Times Square, I drop the ball at least twice a week.
Day 1. I am thankful that I haven`t fallen into the trap of Facebook thankful status updates.
God knew that there would be times that a single middle finger wouldn`t be enough.
Dear Kelloggs, Cereal that makes them go back to sleep. Sincerely, Tired parents
I`ve decided to take some time off Facebook so I can focus on work and, ok, I`m back
I know the light has changed twice people but I`m playing air drums until Moby Dick is over...sit back and enjoy the show please...
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.