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I really need a long road trip, top down, in the Jeep...with a cooler....loud music....and an extra cooler in case the first one isn`t enough
The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!
Heat causes things to expand, so I`m not fat; I`m just hot.
The guy below me obviously has never seen R2-D2.
I love secretly placing a deck of cards on top of someones ceiling fan.
Help keep America beautiful. Stay in your house today.
Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months from now, because Iām a woman. And we never forget. Anything. Ever.
Clearly skinny jeans are easier to obtain than skinny genes
In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Merry Christmas you guys.
?"May contain nudity".. either it does or it doesn`t.. quit waistin` my time.
Why do pickup truck commercials think it`s very important that I`m able to tow a plane?
Welcome to fight club..., you may now kiss the bride.
If you want to talk to me on the phone, I need at least three days notice.