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My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night. So I said I had a headache.
!that embarrasing moment when you fake a call then a real one comes...!lol.
If you watch Intervention backwards, it`s about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day ... Palm Sunday is just around the corner
I found my wife through online dating. So, she`s definitely got some explaining to do!
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared.
It`s just adorable how the Liquor Store cashier always wishes me a good week as if I won`t be back tomorrow.
According to customer service I can not bring sexy back... Without the receipt, apparently.
Life advice: Enjoy the f*ck out of it. It`s that simple.
A real ice cream truck would have melted by now.
New Life Goal: Get a job where people ask me, "You actually get paid for doing this?"
if i get a friend request from you and your profile picture is a car i`ll asume your a transformer
I find that some of the best jokes are the ones that drag you in slowly and then leave you waiting in antici...
I just lost my mood ring, I don`t know how I feel about that.
Suddenly I can`t remember if it`s ok to use tampons as Nerf darts or if it`s the other way around.