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Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, "A way out" wasn`t the right answer.
Please God take me back to being 12 & let me start again & mess up my life in an entirely different way. I have fresh ideas.
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out
That moment when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and discover there`s no milk. So you just sit there, wondering why bad things happen to good people?
I tried to open a can of WhoopAss,, but it popped like a can of biscuits and scared me.
I’m the king of balancing more trash on top of an already full trash can.
I`d like to give a shoutout to all the people who are going through an identity crisis, you know who you are... I think.
Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don`t apply the brakes
The guy who named the "chimichanga" should be given more authority to name things.
Can`t believe people still say "pot" it`s not the 70s anymore we call it "saucepan" now
Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.
People say that I have no idea what hard work is. That`s not true! I know exactly what it is... How do you think I avoid it so easily?
Showed the kids here how to eat corn-on-the-cob typewriter style........ Now explaining typewriter.