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Finally got my Bon Jovi Sat Nav working... Wooahh we`re half way there.
Sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found.
Just used the "f word" over on FB so I`m waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use.
I believe in looking out for number one. Especially if the dog is not house trained.
Are security guards at Samsung stores called Guardians of the Galaxy?
The day I can get a correct order at a fast food establishment is the day I will support an increase in minimum wage.
I bet now a lot of doctors are going to be reluctant to respond to “Is there a doctor on the plane?”
Boys will be boys... unless they get a sex change.
In a new study women with large a$$es live longer………the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives.
Well that’s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I’m doing
I`ve robbed banks before...and they`re never getting their pens back.
I don`t think I can call myself an adult until I can accept the fact that "dry clean only" is not a dare.
A dating site based on Netflix viewing compatibility.
Bartenders are basically professionals that we hire to poison us very slowly in creative ways.
I went frisbee golfing today. I didn`t get an ace, but I did hit a guy and that was just as satisfying.