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It’s silly how we spend money on clothes when naked is free.
So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
Because of smart phones my thumbs now have biceps.
I`m not a Dr. or a Nutritionist, but I`m pretty sure the worst thing you can put into any high fat/ high calorie dish is your fork.
Swag is for boys. Class is for men.
Men are like cheap dishes - easily broken & completely replaceable!
Can Walmart be a feeling? I think that`s how I feel today.
If you ask me, every Friday is a Good Friday.
I watched my first silent movie the other day. The kids weren`t there.
Do you ever just sit there and think “why am I not rich”?
You`ve been on more hotel pillows then chocolate mints.
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YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME is not a good thing to say to your boss.
Some people are grateful for the impact you made in their life…. It’s not me, I think you’re a pr!ck.
"Because it would be hilarious,"... is probably not a good reason to elect someone to be president.