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"You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry" - me practicing for a successful relationship.
I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’. You probably saw our posters on poles.
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
Well that`s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I`m doing.
Nothing makes you feel more insignificant than still having 85% battery at noon.
NO, I didn`t say you WERE stupid. I said, you ARE stupid. There is nothing past tense about it.
Everyone is gifted......But not everyone opens their present
What if cell phones are part of an elaborate plot to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change?
Monopoly: Destroying friendships since 1904
Why is it that whenever you dial a wrong number, somebody always answers?
At the end of each day, life should ask us, `Do you want to save the changes?`
Setting an alarm is how we ruin days that haven`t even started yet.
Nothing is impossible.. Never Give Up.. I know a guy that once actually guessed correctly why his girlfriend was mad at him.. :|
I bought 2 fish and named one, “one” and the other “two”, so when “one” dies I will still have “two”.
Well it`s almost time for that " New Year -- New Me " bullsh_t again!