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You can`t find happiness at the bottom of a beer ... Well no kidding, who is happy when their beer runs out.
If your pillow fort hasn’t got an armory filled with Nerf guns, then you’re not really taking pillow forting as seriously as you should be.
My Hamster passed today, he fell asleep at the wheel.
Drinking always starts out as the best idea you’ve ever had.
Timehop... reminding us that the stupid people we know today were just as stupid 5 years ago.
I saw a Facebook ad for burial plots and I thought, that`s the last thing I need.
I`m in my 30`s, but I still feel like I`m in my 20`s until I hang out with people in their 20`s and I`m like, "nope, I`m in my 30`s"
Half of me is a hopeless romantic. And the other half of me is, well, an asshole.
Thinking " What would happen if the whole world farted at once and a person lit a lighter?"
I can`t believe people used to have to paint selfies.
A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn`t eat.
Whenever I see a woman breastfeeding in public, my first reaction is to get in line.
There are two types of people I can`t stand. Nosy people, and people who won`t tell me what`s going on.
I love watching women`s beach volleyball. There have been two wrist injuries so far, but I should be ok by next week.
Who ever says "words can`t hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary.