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Do you think they still give out chips in Gambler`s Anonymous?
Make somebody happy today... mind your own business!!!
Occasionally, I like to agree with a man just to watch the look of fear, confusion and nervous-anxiety.
life is unfair theres 6 days between monday and sunday but only 1 between sunday and monday
I kind of like it getting dark so early because it gives me a great excuse to just stay inside and watch TV.
Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you were thinking.
I love how in movies when someone types a really embarrassing secret they always accidentally send it to the whole school, and they also coincidentally have the phone number of everyone.
How do people rap? I can’t even talk without messing it up.
If there`s one thing in this world that everyone can agree on it`s... "Goonies never say die!"
This weekends forecast shows a 0% chance of cooking or cleaning, with a good chance of laying around in my pajamas.
A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up alongside him and say, “It’s okay, I think we lost him.”
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
i make the other half of the Oreo watch.
This is odd?!?! The hour we lost this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym.
My coffee was so hot this morning it came along with an ugly friend.