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The world would be a much nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would be even better if some of them choked on it.
Apparently Home Depot`s slogan of "You can do it; We can help" doesn`t apply to masturbation.
People all around the world are out doing interesting and productive things right now. You are reading this.
People I hate are not allowed to be funny.
I keep hitting the escape key ... But I`m still here.
Carfax but for people
The guy who used to proofread Hitler`s speeches was the first grammar Nazi.
Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.
Any way you can speed this up, officer? I`m obviously in a hurry.
A "Tap Out" sticker on your mini van still makes it a mini van.
I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn`t care.....Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0
thjeo oskl asopa joa sajksla wioj apska shul bhcgy ....Yes I just wasted your time ;)
Moral compass? Is there an app for that?
This isn`t a bakery. We don`t sugarcoat sh!t