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A lot of people don`t realise that Shania Twain`s father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.
You say `pervert with a telescope` ... I say `biological astronomer`.
A baby`s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear, Unless it`s 3am. And you don`t have a baby, And you`re home alone.
"I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon"
If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called Lunch.
Hi I’m a spider & I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.
If someone hates you for no apparent reason, give them one.
NEWS FLASH: Man arrested for having sex with a tree.....Police confirm he had wood!!!
It`s all good and well until the fecal matter impacts the electric powered air current generation device.....
I bet acting like azzholes on the Internet all day wasn`t where most of us visioned our lives to be right now.
Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don`t apply the brakes
The best thing about hand sanitiser is that when you put it on, it looks like you are plotting to take over the world.
Dreams are like pictures. I don`t care about yours unless I`m in them.