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Corduroy boxing gloves deliver the best punchlines.
"Haha" - me when I don`t understand the reference
I may not be the richest guy...or the smartest guy...or the funniest guy...or the best-looking guy...or the .....:( Forget it, now I`m depressed.
OMG ... I hate waiting in lines ... I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect already.
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile but because... Their condoms are made in China.
I call it a Cupcake Salad. And I don`t see how it`s any of your business.
I dont believe in beating my kids, so I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt & crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me.
Remember before we met? I miss those days.
Research shows that when someone shouts "Oh no he didn`t!" he infact did.
I’ve taken off my pants in most malls that I’ve been to.
I hate long distance relationships. That`s why I moved the fridge into my bedroom.
My blood hound was just attacked by a Crip hound.
This movie has "adult content"? So, they`re gonna complain about back pains and setting up a 401k?
Most hated song in jail: "Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you"......