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Urban Dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions.
Saw a post stating "taking it one day at a time," so I responded "me too. That`s how days work."
"Trust me, you can dance." -Vodka
I`ve heard of women that aren`t crazy ... but I`ve also heard of unicorns, so whatever...
Birthday sex is just like regular sex but you are dissapointed that more people didn`t come.
If everything goes as planned, tonight I shall drink myself beautiful.
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone`s ok with that.
I just don`t have enough middle fingers for today.
If its the thought that counts, then I`ve banged so many hot chicks.
anyone celebrating anything today? Anything at all... doesn`t matter what. I just need something to drink to.
If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a complete loser.
The older I get, the more I sympathize with Squidward`s anger.
Have you ever ate something so good that you do a little happy dance while your eating it?
I eat my salad without dressing because who has time to put on clothes...
I used to think I was a man of vision. Now i`m pretty sure they`re hallucinations.