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Didn’t Selfie Sticks used to be called Friends?
I don`t care about your status...
Watching a funny movie after watching a scary one too try to reduce the risk of nightmares.
I noticed the toilet roll incorrectly installed in your selfie.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I’d love to punch them in the face.
If I can see you, you`re invading my personal space.
Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for most of you.
Do you think Santa regrets giving all those bad kids coal now that global warming is threatening his home?
Cop: Are you on drugs? Me: Why would I sit on drugs? Cop: Have you taken any? Me: Taken them where? Cop: I meant used drugs Me: I prefer new
Did the Energizer Bunny finally stop going and going, and none of us even noticed it?
I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it`s obvious he had no idea how letters work.
Parenting is a lot like the bar scene: Everyone`s yelling, everything`s sticky, it`s the same music over and over again and occasionally someone pukes somewhere they
If your cat has a Facebook page, we can`t be friends.
popsicle sticks: $1. caramel: $3. onion: $1. watching ur kid bite into a caramel onion thinking its an apple: priceless.
A guy had his whole left side torn off, the doctor said he`s all right.