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"You`ve got a friend in me." - Cannibals, probably
You know what’s funnier than watching someone trip and fall? Absolutely nothing!
I do procrastinate more than I should, but it always gives me something to do tomorrow...
I drink one glass of red wine a day for my health. The rest of the bottle is because I like being drunk.
Cold? Try Netflix. You’ll still be cold, but you’ll be watching Netflix.
I don`t know about you . But everytime I go on Twitter , I get this weird feeling , I am being followed.
According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor person is reading this post. You hang in there!
To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.
"I wish people would start doing ice bucket challenges again" - said no one ever!
Why can`t the ice cream man just get a freakin liquor license already
I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait...no, false alarm.
500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
eHarmony should be more like Amazon “customers who slept with Tina172 also slept with LuvinLife_83, TaintMisbehavin, and Cat_Lover03?.
There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.