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You can make your life more entertaining by simply reaching out, and getting to know a whore.
I`ll be thankful when this thankful month is over.
Gym Update: Not there.
Remember kids, NEVER light fireworks. Let the adults, who have been drinking all day, light them instead!
Facebook. Where people can express thoughts that otherwise might get them fired, divorced, thrown in a loony bin or all three.
What do you call a black woman with braces?... A Black and Decker P@cker Wrecker!
I think I`m the drunkest person at this bed bath and beyond.
1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? - top 3 things on my mind when I`m in a conversation
Today`s Big Idea: Coffee eye drops.
All of those in favor of bitch slapping stupid people, say "I"
If tomatoes are classed as a fruit, then doesnt that mean that ketchup is technically a smoothie? ... hmmm
I was voted `Most Paranoid` by my classmates at school. Although they never admitted it.
Its so hot I used my blow dryer as a cooling fan!
How many days in a row do you have to wear the same clothes until you’re legally a cartoon?
Some people come into your life as blessings, others come into your life as lessons.