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I find you`re total lack of ambition is inspiring.
I`m so hungry I could Instagram a horse.
They should start selling Photoshop CD`s at cosmetic shops.
Pro tip - You can blame anything on autocorrect.
Somebody is out there, somewhere, thinking of the impact you`ve made in their life. It`s not me. I think your an idiot.
If you can’t face it, moon it.
One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, “Who ate my kale?”
I hate when I walk into the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.
I don’t always have time to study, but when I do, I don’t.
I`m not a gamer, but I can be as lazy as one.
I enjoy romantic scrolls up and down your timeline.
A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
Inspirational status of the day: Don’t be a douche.
Hey Monday+?+(???) +?+
I successfully cleared a path from the front door to the TV. Now I can watch Hoarders.