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It`s nice to know I`m wanted....even if it`s only by the Police!
i never said i knew what i was doing, i said i was going to do it anyway :)
Looking back.. I think I preferred you when I didn`t know you...
I know the voices aren`t real but they have some great ideas.
I get very nervous out when my Subway sandwich moves up the crowded assembly line without me.
People should seriously stop expecting normal from me...We all know it`s never gonna happen
I`m so sick and tired of my light weight friends who can`t handle their alcohol...Last night , they dropped me 3 times when carrying me out of the bar!
Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry.
Strip search? ... Fine, but I`m going to need some background music.
Do not put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.
Apparently, "Giant ones" is not the appropriate response to the question, "What are the steps you would take in the event of an emergency?"
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, "I`d so tap that."
OK. So I took the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?
"I need to talk to you” is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you’ve ever done in your life.