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If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.
There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
The most misinformed people think they know all the facts.
My workout plan really only consists of me wandering around in parking lots because I forgot where I parked...
If weed is ever legalized, I can`t wait to see the commercials...
I was going to LIKE and compliment your FB pic, but I`m not a good liar.
If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
Dear piece of paper that wont go in the dust pan ... f*ck you!
You know when you’re exercising and feel like you could keep going and going? That’s happening to me, only with beer.
I thought about exercising all day long. I am so exhausted.
My psychiatrist told me I need to love myself more. I was like, "damn doc I`m already up to 3 times a day"
If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I’ll be there.
I don`t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.
I kinda like zombies...but can we go ahead & decide whether they can run fast or just walk? ... my apocolypse plans depend on it ... thanks!