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If suppositories were just a bit smaller, they would be a whole lot easier to swallow...........................
Swag is for boys. Class is for men.
justin bieber
If you really think about it, "Nightlife" is just a fancy word for drinking alcohol at a place that isn`t your house.
No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell.
My favorite part of country music is the part where I change the station.
U still drunk from last night or did u get a new buzz going this morning.
I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.
As a future ghost, I`m kinda bummed out about the dress code.
If we aren`t meant to have late night snacks then why is there a light in the fridge.
I got rid of all the bad influence people in my life and now I`m bored.
And I was like “No, Coke is NOT ok. I wanted a Pepsi.” And she was all “Sir, 911 should only be dialed for real emergencies.”
Some people come into your life as blessings, others come into your life as lessons.
Oh really? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take to mind your own business
All I want is a little more than I’ll ever get.