Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I know a lot of women who should substitute their lipstick with glue sticks.
I never meant to be so cold, I never meant to be so cold. - Mother nature
I really wish Walmart had a 10 teeth or more line...
My support group can outdrink your support group.
Whenever I pick my Grandma up from the airport, I leave my left blinker on during the entire drive so she feels more comfortable.
that song on your iPod that you always skip but never delete.
Keys to a good friendship. Same taste in alcohol. Different taste in women.
Where have you been all my life? Can you go back there?
So long pants! See you Monday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!! (To all of my FB friends, please don`t read this until the appropriate day)
The thinner the eyebrow, the crazier the woman.
I don`t make enough money to go on vacation so I`m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don`t know where I am.
You`re more inbred than sandwhich filler.
Mail from Grandma: FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:No subject
Iām having a free beer contest tonight. The 1st person to bring me a case of beer gets to watch me drink it. FOR FREE!