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I`m here to pick you up when you fall. Whether I tripped you is another thing...
when girls say bye .......... may be it means buy something for her.....
Why do crutons come in resealable bags? Are we really worried about them going stale?
I stayed at a really nice, really fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.
Why am I not allowed to post anything on here?
My girlfriend JUST spent the ENTIRE day arguing that she isn`t stubborn.. :|
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
OMG, you`re huge! There`s no way you`ll fit inside me.- My clothes probably.
I started to compliment my neighbors on their new wallpaper but then I realized they can`t hear me through binoculars.
I did not steal your drink. You abandoned it and I rescued it.
Do you ever wake up and kiss someone next to you and appreciate being alive? I did this and was chased out of the bus
The biggest cause of cancer in mice is research.
Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,…Why don’t you ever smile in my pictures?
Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade`s gonna suck!
I really like what you`ve done with your crazy.