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You know you`ve won the argument when the other person responds with "Whatever..."
Pretty fed up with the fact that pandemonium almost NEVER involves pandas.
I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
After visiting the gov`t healthcare site, I don`t know why I was so worried about their ability to spy on me...
A hard thing about business is minding your own
Never let a medical procedure scare you. That`s what the bill is for.
I`m a responsible person. People are always saying "I know you`re responsible for this."
Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days...
I`ve probably spent a solid year of my life just staring into the refrigerator
Multitasking? Iām not even good at unitasking.
I just burned 1200 calories.I forgot the pizza in the oven.
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house.
It`s not hotter this year. It`s just that you are fatter and there is more surface area for the sun to hit.
R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)
If I eat healthy today then I can have one piece of candy as a reward. If I eat unhealthy, then I can have the whole bag.