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I wish more people were fluent in silence.
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
All things being considered......half of your friends are below average.
50% of people believe s@x is "the connecting of two people`s souls through two people`s bodies, as one." The other 50% are guys
Imagine how freaked out the first human must of been on the first sneeze.
I`ve learned to take life as it comes...straight with no chaser.....
Let`s all play a game: For every political post, you must post 5 non political posts. #makefacebookhappyagain
When I was your age, we had to walk ten miles in the snow to get drunk and have sā¬x.
I don`t get it. If violets are blue, why do we call them violets?
Gaining weight while you owe me money is a sign of disrespect
If you`re wondering why you`re single, date someone. You`ll remember
I have said it before. I will at it again. If anyone is into wife swapping. I will take a dirtbike or a puppy. Hit me up.
If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazines for the articles?
I think I may be getting harder to love.
Send me one more game request and I`m showing up at your house drunk, at 4am, naked and demanding a game of Twister