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I`m not sure if I actually have free time or there are things I`m forgetting to do.
Unlike milk, it is acceptable to cry over spilled beer.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
How many HA’s equal a LOL? How about a LMAO? Is there a conversion chart somewhere?
These spaghetti-o`s taste like I don`t get paid until tomorrow.
My girlfriend asked me to send some dirty pics. So I sent her a picture of my sink full of dishes. :)
Chicken pot pie sounds like a great idea if you add commas.
I laugh in the face of normal.
Drinking Game: Tape a fake mustache to your TV. Drink every time it lines up with someone`s face.
You know why it`s called almond milk? Cuz you can`t say nut juice with a straight face
Testing shows that people in the USA know less about geography than England, Japan and like 100 other countries I`ve never heard of.
Dear Fox news,I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer.
You don`t know pissed off until she tells you to go sleep on the couch, and you take all the covers with you.
thjeo oskl asopa joa sajksla wioj apska shul bhcgy ....Yes I just wasted your time ;)
Technically, every picture is a before picture.