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I really would love to see two mimes arguing.
Big shout out to all the spiders not building their webs at face level.
Funniest thing ever heard on TV. "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"
How does one get a nice body without moving?
Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea.
Seeing a spider isn`t a problem. It becomes a problem when the spider disappears.
I advise you...don`t mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
Hey NFL, solution to your recent problem, start allowing players to hit each other on the field again
"Lets hang out sometime" -liars.
In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Happy New Year you guys.
God is testing me today, but I don`t think he realizes I`m a `C` student.
My only trick for looking younger, is when an 80`s song comes on I try to look completely confused and slightly disgusted.
Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?
Personal trainer said we`re going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese...He hates me.
I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined....