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The real danger of running with scissors is that a rock might fall on you.
I hate to admit it, but I’ve got a serious drinking problem. I don’t have any more money to buy liquor.
Last year in college football Alabama beat Arkansas, Tennessee, and Auburn. Those teams coaches all resigned. Any chance of Alabama playing agsinst the White House this year?
Momma left strict instructions to knock you out.
It`s not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
The key to successful relationships is not to start any.
People should be loved. Things should be used. Unfortunately, we have it backwards
If a camera adds 10 pounds then maybe stop eating them
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn`t want to be spotted !
The buses don`t go where you live do they.
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you`ll get what you want.
What is this `wrong hole` you people speak of?
I may or may not have just "Whipped my Hair Back and Forth".......
I hate that little line of dirt that I can never get into the dust pan.
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