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Alcohol doesn´t solve any problems ... but then again, neither does milk.
I totally love and fully respect that you`re a little bit slutty
Women have all the answers, to all of your questions, and you don`t even have to ask.
English = Hello. Spanish = Hola. French = Bonjour. Japanese = Konnichiwa. Chinese = Nî Hâo. Italian = Ciao. Me = Sup B*tches.
Bipolar smile :(: ...... Gets um everytime !
Using a public restroom always reminds me how much better I am at flushing a toilet than a lot of other people.
Guys if you ever want to imagine what a woman’s mind feels like imagine a browser with 2,859 tabs open. All. The. F*cking. Time.
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of reasons why I drink in the first place?
I tried jogging this morning, but the alcohol kept spilling out of my glass, f&ck that.
life is short play naked
I`m a firm believer that if something takes 10 minutes to cook on 200 degrees then it should only take 5 minutes to cook on 400 degrees
Sometimes I buy huge pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight.
"There`s more than one way to skin a cat." -Chinese restaurant proverb
Damn girl, are you a Snickers bar because you`re so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly hard and hold on, are those nuts?
Studies show it’s totally okay for me to just say “studies show” in front of whatever I want to say.