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Marco Polo must really hate sitting near a swimming pool.
No I don`t think you`re stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
A lot of people do not realize that the actor who played Wilson in Castaway is the same actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun.
You`re probably wondering how I post so much while maintaining a loving marriage and two amazing kids. The key is neglect.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Turns out people who say they love hot sauce on anything are liars. In other news, I`ve recently been banned from making the classroom coffee.
If you think about it,, Batman was pretty lazy about naming all his stuff.
Is it ok to take a personal day if none of your pants fit?
If a man repeats everything a woman says, word for word,,,,,,,, is he still wrong?
I have NEVER faked a sarcasm in my life ;)
Some people just need to be clothes lined
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship`s kitchen.
People were shocked when they found I wasn`t a good electrician. :-)
My problem has always been a Constipated Brain and my mouth has the Runs.......
You know you are in the hood when your portable GPS says “Drive faster and put me under the seat.”