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The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way” has a zero percent success rate.
What if every time a song pops into your head, it’s really just your brain intercepting one of the bajillion radio signals bouncing around you?
If a girl can kick your a$$ at video games, she’s a keeper.
I`m so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign And before that ... we used to play Tic-Tac-Toe on that sh!t.
I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.
Bipolar smile :(: ...... Gets um everytime !
I have an alcohol problem, in that I can`t afford any.
Did I already do my deja vu joke?
Quick Hide! Monday is Coming!!
Be careful who you call friends. I`d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
The best curve on a woman is her smile :) ...Hahahaha lmao! No I`m kidding, it`s her boobs.
There is 2 address we will always know by heart, 1: Our Own, and 2: P. Sherman 42 wallyby way Sydney!
No means no! Unless she`s dyslexic; then it`s on!
Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don’t know. Inspirational statuses are hard.
just want to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes can change your life!