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If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I`d have to pick…My girlfriend.
After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. At least for the pictures...
Not sure if my dog is barking for no reason or I’m about to be murdered.
I miss newspapers. It`s weird hitting a dog on the nose with an iPad
The "I got your nose" game is fun to play with kids, but try it on the pharmacist at Target & she`ll call security.
Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person`s confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.
Next time some one does something REALLY stupid, just smack them and say, "Man, did you see the size of that bug?"
My bank lets me send a text message and it will text back with my balance. Its a cool feature but I didn`t think the LOL was necessary.
There are only two types of honest people in this world.....small children and drunk people.
According to new research, too much sex can cause memory loss. Finally, something that explains my ultra detailed photographic memory.
I need chapstick on my lips ... anyone want to share ?
I`m doing a charity gig tonight for people who struggle to achieve orgasm. Don`t worry if you can`t come
"Estimated Time of Arrival" on the GPS. Challenge accepted!
Trail Mix: M&Ms with obstacles