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The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
Yeah, I was dropped as a baby. Into a pool of sheer awesome.
According to these court documents, the way to a woman`s heart isn`t through her bedroom window.
Missed the gym yesterday.... That makes 11 years in a row.
The only thing that makes me happy about the launch of a new model cell phone is that I can finally afford the previous model.
If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024....
I dreamed about you last night, and so you know; Shame on you!!
I`m not a gamer, but I can be as lazy as one.
You always remember your first Crush. Mine was Orange.
I live for those really small but special moments in life, like when I see the waiter bringing my food to the table.
At night I dump massive amounts of Legos on the floor in case anyone tries to rob my house bare footed.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
Someone invited me to their dog`s birthday party on Saturday. What a freak! I am NOT coming to your dog`s birthday party! Besides, my cat is getting married that weekend!
Relationships are not a test... So why cheat?
I just bought a house, car and a boat with no payments until 2013. Those f`ing Mayans better be right…