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Meanwhile, Somewhere farther down on your timeline, your aunt just posted the "Footprints" poem on your wall again.
I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become..
Sadly, I don`t think anyone has Wang Chunged once tonight... :(
I am going to write a book about A.D.D., because .. I love fishing. -LOL
Know the rules well so you can break them effectively.
Looking back at old text messages and Facebook messages and being like "What the hell was I thinking when I said that."
Just hung a picture. I nailed it.
"Turtle Power" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently.
If you can´t amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullsh*t
That awkward moment when you open a fortune cookie and all you get is some vague, cryptic statement that`s not even a fortune.
My neighbors listen to some amazing music… whether they like it or not. ;)
At times I wish I had a clone, but then I realize, I could never live with that a$$hole.
So... Where does one obtain minions?
I need to find a woman that loves me for my money....but doesn`t understand math. (<>..,<>)
I bought a screwdriver bit for my electric drill. It`s useful for converting ordinary phillips screws into non removable screws.