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According to my neighbor’s journal, I have boundary issues.
India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday… That’s a heck of a place to put a call center.
My roommate is on a date and said he`s convinced she`s coming home with him tonight. I`ve covered his room in Justin Bieber posters. Now we wait.
Just quit my job so I can spend more quality time giving out candy crush extra lives.
Why do the commercials with the husband and wife doing a home improvement project never show the fistfight?
Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye after you hit send.
I really think there should be a separate driving lane for those of us running solely on caffeine and rage.
If you can`t handle your alcohol I would gladly help you out
Stop, drop, and roll isn`t just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation.
I may be stupid but im also dumb! :D
It`s always so awkward ending phone calls with loved ones, I always say "I love you" and they`re like, "thank you for choosing domino`s"
If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located
Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth.
Whether a Vacuum is on or off, it`s always collecting dust.
Scientists are saying that social media is making us less accepting and more aggressive. Whatever, a$$holes!