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Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
What idiot called it "best man" instead of "lord of the rings"
Pet stores should post "Chameleon" on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look.
There`s never been a single day in my life when I thought to myself " thank god the cops are here"
looong and hard, yep thats my pencil.
I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I’m sorry. but I’ve moved on.
That awkward moment when you imagine your own funeral...
You know you are getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Peppermint schnapps might seem like a ridiculous drink, but nobody at work ever complains about my breath.
I usually want to post intelligent and witty comments. But I end up posting stupid and funny ones so my friends can understand them.
A "Tap Out" sticker on your mini van still makes it a mini van.
If I’m going to sweep all of my problems under the rug, then I’m going to need a bigger rug.
Celebrate Valentines Day responsibly, or you`ll be celebrating Thanksgiving in a maternity ward
Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside
I keep a second pair of shoes at work, I don`t want people to recognize me when I`m pooping.