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Some of the nicest women you`ll meet on Facebook are men.
I`ve always wondered how the job application process at Hooters works. Do they give you a bra and orange shorts and say, "Here, can you fill these both out"?
There’s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
It hurts when you go to unfriend someone and you find they`ve beat you to it!
My wife gives me sound advice. 99% sound. 1% advice.
Ways to get to my heart: 1) food ... that’s pretty much it
I think the golden rule for men should be, don’t say anything to a woman at work that you wouldn’t want another man to say to you in prison.
You know you`re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.
Please no one tell me what happens on the NFL today; I`m still on Season 8.
The brain is the most outstanding organ, it works for 24 hours 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
Instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
Don`t kiss behind the garden . Love is blind but the neighbors are not :P
Picking up someone at a bar when you`re drunk, is like going to the grocery store hungry... You end up taking home crap you didn`t want
I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined....
Just ate a sleeve of crackers on my wife`s side of the bed.. I`ll let you know...